Sunday, November 28, 2004

Female Library School Students Experience Bout of Hirsutism

It looks as though Dave, david and Adam got so carried away with enthusiasm for and competitiveness concerning a seemingly innocuous beard growing contest that they have overproduced the hormones testosterone and androstenedione, making facial hair growth contagious at the Undergraduate Library. Recent photographs prove that three female library school students as well as their mentor, a pre-pubescent monkey who goes by the moniker, "Mr. Peeps," have suddenly and mysteriously developed full-grown beards. Ironically, these women and Mr. Peeps are now winning the Undergraduate Library Beard Growing Contest. Ok guys, who's going to be buying prizes for whom?

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