Thursday, December 23, 2004


The sequal to the finest made-for-tv movie ever produced. Thanks Susan Avery! Posted by Hello

Thursday, December 16, 2004


This is me one week later. I think that my beard went into overdrive since the contest. It's gotten thicker, longer, and hotter. Um, what kind of library is this?  Posted by Hello

The lengthiest beard! p.s. that lightning strike is electrifying! Posted by Hello

The most style! Posted by Hello

The overall winner! Posted by Hello

Saturday, December 04, 2004

A Testimonial...

Here's a testimonial from a friend about my beard (from a zine he wrote when we met called "SebraKakku" #3:

"We stumbled upon some other lost kids from Southern Illinois who were also looking for what we were looking for. One of these guys in the party [that's me!] caught my eye for two main reasons: He had a very sexy beard, and had this blue t shirt on with a message screened on the front that said "Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you!"

So it looks as though I'm not the only one that thinks my beard looks sexy.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Clear Winner in Sight

I think it's pretty clear by the number of comments my "angry homeless man" look is getting compared to Adam who will be the winner next Tuesday. But just to be sure, I'm going to pull on my beard a little before bed every night to help it grow.

-Angry Homeless Man