Yea verily, for the winner of this day's beard contest shall ascend with me upon the back of Odin's eight-legged horse Sleipnir, over the rainbow bridge, to Valhalla where all of Asgard shall kneel supplicant before the glory of your mighty warrior-beard. Those who lose the contest will feel the wrath of my tested war-hammer, the mighty Mjolnir! For I, Thor, wield the power of thunder and detest the weak beards of mortal striplings!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Thor Says...
Yea verily, for the winner of this day's beard contest shall ascend with me upon the back of Odin's eight-legged horse Sleipnir, over the rainbow bridge, to Valhalla where all of Asgard shall kneel supplicant before the glory of your mighty warrior-beard. Those who lose the contest will feel the wrath of my tested war-hammer, the mighty Mjolnir! For I, Thor, wield the power of thunder and detest the weak beards of mortal striplings!
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