Thursday, October 23, 2008

Thor Says...

Yea verily, for the winner of this day's beard contest shall ascend with me upon the back of Odin's eight-legged horse Sleipnir, over the rainbow bridge, to Valhalla where all of Asgard shall kneel supplicant before the glory of your mighty warrior-beard. Those who lose the contest will feel the wrath of my tested war-hammer, the mighty Mjolnir! For I, Thor, wield the power of thunder and detest the weak beards of mortal striplings!

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